Tuesday, November 10, 2009
He Called the Shit Poop!
When I was about 12 years old a joke shop opened briefly at the Appleby Mall. I went in there one day and bought a can of this stuff called “Instant Smelly Shit”. Basically it was an aerosol can that sprayed out this brown foam that smelled disgusting. Not even like poop, more like a sick chemical hell.
Much like Duck Shirts ISM seems to no longer exist. Here’s a similar product.
I went around the neighborhood spraying little piles of it on the grass then I sprayed some on the porches of people I didn’t like. When I got back home the can its self smelled so bad that I couldn’t keep it in my room. I didn’t want my parents to see it so I hid it in the garage. I wonder what happened to my Instant Smelly Shit? I wonder if it’s still in there?
Instant Smelly Shit…
I miss you.
Here’s the similar product at work.