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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Inaugural Post.

So here it is. Tada!
Let the curtain rise on The Creep Show...
Weeeelcooommme. Cooome look at the dead body !
Hey everyone. I’m Johnny (takes a little bow).
Welcome friends I know and weirdos that I don’t know. I’m not sure why the later is here, maybe everything’s a bit raw from 7 straight hours of masturbating to internet porn and you’re now forced to look at something different or maybe you just heard good things about me and decided to check out The Creep Show for yourself. Either way, glad to have you aboard. Ahoy! I really wish I could swing a bottle of the Wine Rack’s best against the monitor to send this thing off right but that would kind of be a waste of a monitor and a good magnum of champale.
Maybe I’m being a bit too grandiose in my thinking as I don’t really expect anyone to read this. For now it is what it is… a dumping ground for my brain.

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