You’re never going to compete with the wonders of the galaxy so it’s best to go with a classic tux. Blast off!
Ahmadinejad also said that Iran's nuclear power was discovered by a 13 year old girl in her own house using some old parts she got at the local bazaar
Based on this informationI can probably guess what the Iranian Space Program’s bazaar grocery list looked like.
Get some of these:
And some of this:
And don’t forget this:
Where do you even get a monkey in Iran anyway? I thought they weren't allowed to have pets? They don’t eat bushmeat in Iran do they? Well if they do and I was a monkey, I think I’d rather have my eulogy read failed astronaught then reason for extra ketchup.
You know what kind of monkey they should send up there? A bathroom monkey.