It’s true.
I wonder how the father felt when he heard the news. Proud? Confused? I’m going to go with the later on this one seeing as the baby was immediately rushed to Tianjin Children’s Hospital to have his extra member removed. They should put it in a jar and label it Pete Best.
Ba-dum-dum. Ting!
Thanks Pete, you’re a sport. Apparently this extra wiener thing, although rare, does happen from time to time. There’s even a name for it: Fetus in fetu. Sounds like the name of a death metal album.
Hey, it is!
Meh, he’s not so great. I could have 4 wangs under all this for all you know.
Unless they involve little people on TLC.
We would.
Oh god, no! - Boy is born with wiener on back
- Mean parents don’t want him and throw him into the sea
- Sharks come but instead of eating him they treat him as one of their own and raise him
- Boy grows into teenager and swims to Fort Lauderdale for spring break
- Gratuitous shots of bikini girls partying on the beach
- Shots of boner breaking the surface of the water and going back and forth to some of that duh dum music
- Teenage girl/toddler/dog gets attacked in the water
- Everyone says it must be a shark but gnarled old shark hunting guys says something like No shark did this. These bites are human.
- No one believes him
- Gratuitous shots of bikini girls partying on the beach
- More shots of the boner in the water but this time it’s just some teenage guys playing a joke with a dildo (this adds extra suspense)
- One of them gets eaten
- Surgeon on a deep sea fishing vacation tells everyone that he thinks it’s a rare case of fetus-in-fetu-raised-by-sharks syndrome and that all the added testosterone from the extra wang has turned the shark boy into a man eater
- Some stuff happens
- Some jokes involving phrases like hump back and back stroke are tossed around
- Surgeon and old gnarled shark hunter guy team up to hunt down the shark boy and remove his extra wang
- Old gnarled shark hunter guy gets eaten
- Surgeon manages to remove the extra wiener (I don’t know how, in a diving suit while he’s sleeping or something)
- Shark boy returns to normal and is brought onto the boat and covered with a blanket
- Surgeon tosses the extra wiener over board
- Under water shot of the wiener swimming away on its own (sequel)
- Roll credits (my name in big letters as director)
What do you think? I think I’ve got the makings of a spine tingling thriller.
Ba-dum-dum. Ting!
Thanks again Pete.
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